The Chyones League

Open mic at a comedy show. The rest of the league writes the jokes. Perform it at the next destination.

vbganapa · Team Jeff Olm · Aug 19, 2026

The winner gets the loser's credit card to open a bar tab during draft weekend. Everyone at the draft can drink on it. The loser is dropped 5 km from the bar, and the tab stays open until the loser arrives.

caswartz · Butker’s Back Hand · Aug 20, 2026

6-12-18-24: pick jack offs, donuts, beers, and miles (biked or run), and assign each activity one of those numbers (for example, 6 JOs, 24 donuts, 18 beers, and 12 miles). Finish within 24 hours.

vbganapa · Team Jeff Olm · Aug 21, 2026

Count to 100,000 on Instagram Live.

SpencerLevins · Show Me Them TDs · Aug 25, 2026

Reused idea: bowl a 300, subtracting 10 for every hot dog or beer, and keep bowling until you hit your number.

jeffolm · Tyrone Tracy’s Tits · Sep 26, 2026

Attend a poetry open mic and perform a dramatic spoken-word poem titled “The Day I Peaked in High School,” at least 2 minutes long.

nikagarwal · JMUsesBoyButter · Sep 26, 2026

Eat fully blended food for every meal for 7 days. I provide the menu.

KevinBrobin · Josh Allen Acolyte · Sep 29, 2026

Draft-trip waiter: at the next draft trip, dress in a suit and tie and serve drinks to the league for a full day.

steviejez · Also Team Jeff Olm · Sep 29, 2026

Play a round of golf with strangers using an imaginary ball. A buddy can come along to ride and film.

titobandito94 · My Name Jeff-erson · Oct 13, 2026

9-9-9 Challenge: eat 9 hot dogs and drink 9 beers (or non-alcoholic equivalents) across 9 innings at a minor league game. NYC loser at Coney Island (Brooklyn Cyclones); SF loser at Excite Ballpark (San Jose Giants). The league attends.

johnnimoxx · Mamdani Moxx · Oct 13, 2026

Loser prepares and serves a 3-course dinner for the entire league during the annual trip. Champion chooses the menu (within reason).

NathanVellayan · Oct 13, 2026