The Chyones League

Open mic at a comedy show. The rest of the league writes the jokes. Perform it at the next destination.

The winner gets the loser's credit card to open a bar tab during draft weekend. Everyone at the draft can drink on it. The loser is dropped 5 km from the bar, and the tab stays open until the loser arrives.

6-12-18-24: pick jack offs, donuts, beers, and miles (biked or run), and assign each activity one of those numbers (for example, 6 JOs, 24 donuts, 18 beers, and 12 miles). Finish within 24 hours.

Count to 100,000 on Instagram Live.

Reused idea: bowl a 300, subtracting 10 for every hot dog or beer, and keep bowling until you hit your number.

Attend a poetry open mic and perform a dramatic spoken-word poem titled “The Day I Peaked in High School,” at least 2 minutes long.

Eat fully blended food for every meal for 7 days. I provide the menu.

Draft-trip waiter: at the next draft trip, dress in a suit and tie and serve drinks to the league for a full day.

Play a round of golf with strangers using an imaginary ball. A buddy can come along to ride and film.

9-9-9 Challenge: eat 9 hot dogs and drink 9 beers (or non-alcoholic equivalents) across 9 innings at a minor league game. NYC loser at Coney Island (Brooklyn Cyclones); SF loser at Excite Ballpark (San Jose Giants). The league attends.

Loser prepares and serves a 3-course dinner for the entire league during the annual trip. Champion chooses the menu (within reason).